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I'm what you get when you cross Donkey Kong with Scrabble. I'm happily married with four awesome kids, and I can fall asleep standing up. Have a look around.



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Here, you'll find a list of some of the people I follow on Twitter, that I recommend that you follow as well.
IRL

@daphne: My wife, and best friend. Also, hilariously hilarious.
"Chip-a, chip away your shell and come to me."

@elXcel: Fellow housewife, and one of my oldest and best friends.
"Songs about happiness murmured in dreams."

@AdrianeB: My "other wife", who is also like a sister. Awesomely awesome.
"Stick around nostalgia won't let you down."

@Xamoht: Just like me, only more Mexican. I love this guy.
"A rapturous verbatim-someone said but who is to know"

@tnelroys: He's Batman. My friend since before you were born.
"Looking for a satellite, in the rays of heaven again"

@nennysays: Another friend that became family. Also shoots lasers. Hard.
"I'm sorry but I'm just thinking of the right words to say..."

@Botzini: Filmaker, and political mastermind. Friends circa: 1992
"A very tasty kind of treat..."

@kingfish76: I've known this guy since Deep Blue beat Kasparov.
"My shadow. Change is coming through my shadow."

FROM THE WEB

@Stephen_Parker: Met via @Squarespace
Also check out: http://histephen.squarespace.com

@br_warrior: Met via @Squarespace


@mzampino: Met via @Squarespace


@ShonDempsey: Met via @Squarespace


@Jeevesington: Met via @Squarespace


@squaresib: Met via @Squarespace


@ElanaRoth: Met via @Squarespace


@krisblack: Met via @Squarespace



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