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Ringtones > TV Themes

Here's a collection of ringtones I've made for the iPhone. Feel free to grab whatever you'd like. They're all properly formatted, and even tagged, so all you need to do is add them to iTunes, and sync your phone. Not finding what you're looking for here? Feel free to make a request using the contact form, and I can probably make it for you, and add it to the collection here.
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    30 Rock Theme NEW!

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    Theme to the TV Show 30 Rock.
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    Batman Theme (60s) NEW!

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    The theme to the original 1966-1968 Batman TV show.
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    Beverly Hills 90210 Theme NEW!

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    The theme song to the 1990 TV show, Beverly Hills 90210.
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    Biblioteca (Community Rap) NEW!

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    Troy and Abed's rap from the closing of Community's Debdate 109. "The goat's mustache is Cameron Diaz."
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    Buffy the Vampire Slayer Theme NEW!

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    The theme from the 1997 TV series, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
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    Community Anthropology Rap NEW!

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    Try, Abed, and Betty White's Anthropology rap, from the episode Anthropology 101.
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    Community Theme NEW!

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    The theme song for NBC's Community TV series, "At Least It Was Here", by The 88.
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    Cosy in the Rocket NEW!

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    Psapp's "Cosy in the Rocket", which was used for the theme to TV's Grey's Anatomy when it began airing in 2005.
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    Criminal Minds Theme NEW!

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    The opening theme to the 2005 Tv series, Criminal Minds.
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    Fringe Theme (1985) NEW!

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    An 80s reworking of the theme for Fringe, played only once, in the episode "Peter", which takes place in 1985.
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    Fringe Theme NEW!

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    Theme to the TV series Fringe.
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    Human Giant Theme NEW!

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    Theme to the brilliant 1997 Human Giant TV series, starring Aziz Ansari, Rob Huebel, and Paul Scheer.
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    Kingdom Hospital Theme NEW!

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    Ivy's "Worry About You", which was used as the theme song for the Stephen King adapted TV miniseries based on Lars von Trier's The Kingdom.
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    Laverne & Shirley (No Intro) NEW!

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    "Making Our Dreams Come True", by Cyndi Greco, which was used as the theme for TV's Laverne & Shirley. This version omits the hopscotch chant at the beginning, for length purposes.
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    Laverne & Shirley (With Intro) NEW!

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    "Making Our Dreams Come True", by Cyndi Greco, which was used as the theme for TV's Laverne & Shirley. This version retains the hopscotch chant at the beginning, and trims the song to compensate.
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    Lie To Me Theme NEW!

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    "Brand New Day", by Ryan Star, which is used as the theme song for the TV series Lie To Me.
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    Mad Men Theme NEW!

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    "A Beautiful Mine" by RJD2, from 2006's Magnificent City, an instrumental version of which is used as the theme for the TV show Mad Men.
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    Magnum P.I. Theme NEW!

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    The theme song to the 1980 TV series Magnum P.I., composed by Ian Freebairn-Smith & Mike Post.
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    Medium Theme NEW!

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    Theme song for the TV show Medium. Composed by Mychael Danna, and titled "Theme".
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    Parks & Recreation Theme NEW!

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    Theme song for the TV series Parks & Recreation, as composed by Gabby Moreno and Vincent Jones.
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    Peter Gunn Theme NEW!

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    Henry Mancini's theme for the 1958 TV series, Peter Gunn. More commonly known to our generation as the BGM for the video game Spy Hunter.
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    Quantum Leap Theme NEW!

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    The theme, as composed by Mike Post, for the 1989 TV Series Quantum Leap.
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    Raising Hope Theme NEW!

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    The theme to the FOX comedy Raising Hope, written by Kerry Smith.
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    Sanford And Son Theme NEW!

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    "Streetbeater" by Quincy Jones, which is more popularly known as the theme song to the 1972 TV series Sanford And Son, starring Redd Foxx.
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    Space Ghost Coast to Coast Theme NEW!

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    "Hit Single", as composed by avant-jazz guitarist Sonny Sharrock. Used as the theme song for Adult Swim's Space Ghost Coast to Coast TV series.
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    The A-Team Theme NEW!

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    The theme song to the classic 1983 TV series The A-Team. Like so many other themes of the era, composed by Mike Post.
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    The Facts Of Life Theme NEW!

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    Original theme song, written by Alan Thicke, for the 1979 TV series, The Facts Of Life.
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    The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air NEW!

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    The theme song for the 1990 TV series of the same name, performed by (and starring), Will Smith.
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    The Kids in the Hall Theme NEW!

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    "Having An Average Weekend" by Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet, which was used as the theme song to the brilliant Canadian sketch comedy, The Kids in the Hall.
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    The Smurfs Theme Song NEW!

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    Theme song to the 1981 animated TV series, The Smurfs.
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    The Twilight Zone Theme NEW!

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    The theme to the original 1959 TV series, The Twilight Zone, as composed by the legendary Bernard Herrmann.
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    True Blood Theme

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    Jace Everett's "Bad Things", the theme to the TV Show True Blood.
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    Wonder Woman Theme NEW!

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    Theme to the original 1976 TV series Wonder Woman, written by Charles Fox and Norman Gimbel.